It seems as though I’ve been listening to a lot of hip hop while drinking lately. I’m not exactly sure why. Maybe hip hop goes well with vodka?
Anyway, it’s Wiz Khalifa right now. I don’t know who this guy is. Lots of tattoos. Likes to repeat the same words over and over again. Has his friends join in to sing, but autotuned. I hate autotune. And I’m not sure yet, but I think I might also hate Wiz Khalifa.
Maybe I’ll turn him off before he ruins this vodka for me. For this is some good vodka. It’s from Mongolia.
There is something about Mongolian vodka, and Chingghis Khan has it
Okay. Let’s get down to business. That Wiz guy is on there whining and whining, but we have better things to do. We want to drink!
Got this Chinggis Khan bottle at the airport. Expensive as hell: 56€/700ml. In terms of vodka prices, this is off the scale. A pathetic 0 out of 10. Zero. Nil. Nada.
The bottle is nice, though. It’s big and fat and heavy. Actualy it’s so heavy even the cap is heavy. Even when there’s no vodka left the bottle is still heavy. That’s how heavy it is. Its logo is a dude shooting a bow on a horse. I’d have given it a 7/10 purely for design, but I’ll add a point for heaviness (8/10).
I just noticed that I can’t listen to this Wiz guy anymore. Someone on Twitter told me to check out the new Arrested Development. Sounds like a good plan. The record is called “This Was Never Home”, and it comes out blasting. Good.
But how about this vodka? Oh, it is soft and it is smooth! It’s almost balmy. Goes down like water, tastes almost sweet on the way. A perfect taste if there ever was one. A ten out of ten.
Arrested Development murdering my headphones.
How about the aftertaste though? Yes, it’s definitely there. It’s mild, though, almost as if this stuff wasn’t hard liquor at all. What’s that word: subtle? It’s good. I would have liked it to be stronger, though. A 9/10.
Anyway, this one could have been one of the best. But it’s just so damn expensive: A regrettable 6.75.