Russian Billionaire Elite Club



the name

[40%, sampled in Germany]

What a name. Really, what a name: Russian Billionaire Elite Club vodka. This stuff had me laughing for a long time, and not because I was drunk. And the fact that it wasn’t even from Russia but from Estonia seemed like a giant feat of alcoholic trolling if there ever was one.

I couldn’t say no to this.

that billionaire feeling

The label puts it in very direct terms: BECOME A BILLIONAIRE. The problem was that it came in a box that looked nice and stylish but had been damaged during shipping. This caused some of my freshly attained billionaire-feeling to evaporate before I had even tasted the stuff.

What would a Russian Billionaire from an Elite Club say if they got him a bottle in a damaged box? The correct answer is: На хуй!

Russian Billionaire Elite Club is better than I thought

The somehow surprising thing is that Russian Billionaire Elite Club actually tastes pretty good. It’s very mild and just a tiny bit sour. Definitely an easy drink. The aftertaste is not very lasting or heart-warming, but it still tastes like a high-quality vodka.

The bottle is pretty neat. It doesn’t exactly have a very luxurious feel to it, but maybe that’s just part of the joke. Here’s the downside though – and you’ve probably already guessed it: you won’t become a billionaire by forking out 40€ for 700ml of vodka.

Good vodka, awesome brand name, high price.

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