Europe

order:
6.3

Isfjord

Is a drink made out of arctic water from Greenland as icy as it sounds?

6.5

Mansfeld

Is this top shelf vodka worth almost forty euros, or is it just a pretty vase?

6.8

Our/Berlin

Is it mean to say that this vodka is being weighed down by its price and bottle design?

8

Beluga Noble Winter

What does it mean when you don’t pay attention in a statement about paying attention?

7.3

Pražská

Will this one be more interesting than the bottle suggests?

Ostoya vodka
8.8

Ostoya

Are all vodka brands that come in this kind of bottle good, or are there exceptions?

Starogardzka vodka
5.5

Starogardzka

Who is Otto Winkelhausen and what could he have done to make this a better vodka?

Amundsen vodka
6.8

Amundsen

Is this vodka really polar, and what the hell is wrong with that cap?

Stumbras Pure vodka
7.8

Stumbras Pure

Can the biggest distiller in the country hold up to its other East European rivals?

Exclusive Kosher vodka
8.3

Exclusive Kosher

When we are only talking about taste and aftertaste, does it make a difference if it’s kosher or not?

42 Blended vodka
7

Blend 42

Is this vodka different from other brands because it is blended?

Smirnoff White vodka
7.5

Smirnoff White

Is this vodka much better (or just whiter) than the regular Smirnoff stuff?

Back In USSR vodka
8.3

Back In USSR

Is this vodka recommendable for people who are not fans of Socialist nostalgia items?

Żołądkowa Gorzka vodka
7

Żołądkowa Gorzka

Can this herbal vodka still be considered a vodka at all, and should you drink it straight?

Xellent vodka
7.8

Xellent

Surely the Swiss can make good vodka, but can they make a vodka that’s excellent?

Debowa Polska vodka
6

Dębowa Polska

What does oak wood taste like, and if we put it in a bottle of vodka, will it be any good?

Legend Of Kremlin vodka
6

Legend Of Kremlin

If there is a legend about the Kremlin, can we really expect to find it in a bottle of vodka?

Eristoff vodka
7

Eristoff

Is it justified to expect a certain smoothness in vodka, or can it be an animal and still be good?

Rushkinoff vodka
6

Rushkinoff

Will the second contender coming in a plastic bottle be any better than the first one?

Belvedere Pomarancza
6.5

Belvedere Pomarancza

Should this orange + lime flavored vodka be consumed neat, or is it meant for mixed drinks?

Cîroc vodka
7.5

Cîroc

Are grapes the future of vodka making, or is this just a niche product for the affluent drunk hipster?

Bazic vodka
7.3

Bazic

What do vodka manufacturers have to do in order to establish a brand image that is young and sexy?

Shtoffka vodka
5.8

Shtoffka

Is this brand name hilarious, or is it just further proof that humor doesn’t improve from drinking?

Belvedere Intense vodka
6.3

Belvedere Intense

If there is there a way to make 100 proof vodka taste good, can Belvedere find it?

Ogni Kremlya vodka
6.3

Ogni Kremlya

Is there anything reasonable I can say about this vodka after a long drunken night?

Bree vodka
6.5

Bree

Does it make a difference that this vodka was made from grapes, and does it even have the right to call itself a vodka?

Mama vodka
6.3

Mama

What do mothers have to do with getting drunk on vodka, or is it all just part of a clever branding campaign?

Rublëvka vodka
6.5

Rublëvka

If there is nothing particular to be said about a certain vodka, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Bavarka vodka
7.3

Bavarka

Is spending fifty euros for a bottle of vodka in any way justifiable in terms of product quality?

Minskaya vodka
8.3

Minskaya

Will this be the one that is really and unmistakenly from Belarus, and will it be any good?

Nemiroff Premium vodka
6.8

Nemiroff Premium

Is this much better than the original Nemiroff or has someone just fallen victim to some tricky advertising?

Kalinovaya vodka
8

Kalinovaya

Is this the prettiest bottle design ever, and what do rowan berries really taste like?

Nemiroff Honey Pepper vodka
7.5

Nemiroff Honey Pepper

Is adding some interesting flavors to an otherwise solid product enough to make it excellent?

Stolichnaya Elit vodka
7

Stolichnaya Elit

Is this one of those luxury editions that are not much better than the originals?

Partisan vodka
7

Partisan

What would be a good way to enjoy this vodka, and is it really from Belarus anyway?

Samaani vodka
7

Samaani

Does a vodka have to be smooth in order to be enjoyable, or is it good enough if it’s just fun?

Smooth vodka
7

Znaps Smooth

Does it mean putting too much pressure on yourself if you name your vodka brand Smooth?

Etalon vodka
5.5

Etalon

Where is this stuff really from, and if we don’t know where it is from, do we even care?

Camitz Sparkling vodka
6.3

Camitz Sparkling

Is this sparkling vodka something like a practical joke, or does it really taste good?

Rutte vodka
7.5

Rutte

If an organic vodka has a greenish hue to it, is that a good sign or a bad sign?

Finlandia vodka
7.5

Finlandia

Can this one be as good as the Finnish classic drink Koskenkorva?

Three Sixty vodka
6

Three Sixty

Was this vodka specifically designed in order to help guys get women drunk in the club?

Alpha Noble vodka
6.8

Alpha Noble

What will a real pro say about this vodka, and is the word “noble” in any way justified?

Jelzin Vanilla vodka
6.3

Jelzin Vanilla

What’s with the historical Russian names on foreign vodka bottles, and will the vanilla flavoring be any good?

Klosowka vodka
6

Kłosówka

Does it change anything to put a wheat ear in a vodka bottle, and what’s with the import business?

Vox vodka
5.8

Vox

Can anything that bears the same name as the singer of one of the world’s most terrible music groups be any good?

Danzka vodka
7.8

Danzka

This one has a solid reputation and was even recommended by my physician, but is it really that good?

Tarpan vodka
5

Tarpan

Will this eco-friendly vodka stand a chance against 360, and if it doesn’t, is it still worth a try?

Rusitsa vodka
7.8

Rusitsa

What’s wrong with this cork cap and how important is it to attach a picture of a random woman to a vodka bottle?

6.8

Ketel One

Is it justified that this stuff is so popular in mixed drinks, and if so, does that mean it’s not good?

Koskenkorva vodka
8.8

Koskenkorva

Has the north become predictable, or are we in for a surprise with this vodka?

Czar’s Gold vodka
7

Czar’s Gold

Was giving this vodka an imperial name a mistake, or was it smart marketing for an excellent product?

Wyborowa Exquisite vodka
7.5

Wyborowa Exquisite

Why are Polish vodka brands generally so awesome, and is this one an exception to the rule?

Russkaya Ruletka vodka
5.5

Russkaya Ruletka

Is there a reason to try Russian Roulette, or should we just stick to our guns and drink other stuff?

Baykal vodka
7.8

Baikal

Is this the vodka brand with the best or the worst advertisement campaign ever?

Grey Goose vodka
7.8

Grey Goose

Was it really worth digging deep down into my pocket just to have a few sips of the Goose?

Vysota Luxe vodka
6.8

Vysota Luxe

Why is this vodka called deluxe, and why is it not enough to have a product that’s just decent?

Stolichnaya vodka
8

Stolichnaya

Can this classic vodka live up to its name, and by the way: what is its name anyway?

Svedka vodka
6.5

Svedka

Is this any good, and is it even possible to pass judgement on a vodka brand from tastings like these?

Five Lakes vodka
7.8

Five Lakes

When you drink this, will you feel the freshness of Siberian lakes or just the percentage of alcohol?

Kedrovitsa vodka
6.3

Kedrovitsa

What do pine trees really taste like and why did I fail to notice them in this vodka?

Dvojnaya Belaya vodka
7.8

Dvojnaya Belaya

If this is so good, then why don’t the people who sell it drink it themselves?

Vikingfjord vodka
7

Vikingfjord

Do all Nordic vodka brands have something in common, and why is this stuff so cool?

Absolut vodka
6.8

Absolut

Has anybody tried all the different flavored editions of this brand, and are they even worth trying?

Hlebnaya vodka
6.8

Ladoga Hlebnaya

Is there anything to be learned from drinking, and what does bread have to do with vodka?

Nemiroff vodka
6.8

Nemiroff

Did I drink this because of Lady Gaga, or was there another reason, like maybe the taste?

Istanblue vodka
9

Istanblue

Who in the world would have expected this relatively unknown brand to be so awesome?

Russian Standard vodka
9

Russian Standard

Does a vodka brand have to be old and established in order to be truly great?

Grasovka vodka
6.5

Grasovka

Why is a Polish vodka that Polish people don’t drink so popular in Germany, and what’s with the straw in the bottle?

Fürst Uranov vodka
3.5

Fürst Uranov

Is it true that you can’t find any worse vodka than this one, and if it is true, why is der Fürst still around?

Belvedere vodka
8.3

Belvedere

Is this just some liquor in a pretty bottle or is it really one of the best vodka brands around?

Green Mark vodka
8.8

Green Mark

Is this just another washed up legend, or can it still live up to old expectations?

Kauffman vodka
7

Kauffman

Is the hefty price tag on this vodka brand really justified, or is it just another luxury hype?

Beluga vodka
8

Beluga Noble

Is Beluga overpriced, and why did they put a fish on the label and not a whale?

Imperia vodka
7.3

Imperia

Is this what happens when you try to come up with something even more awesome than the original?

Parliament vodka
7.3

Parliament

Does filtering with milk make any difference, and what is so awesome about this brand name?

Imperial Collection vodka
5.5

Imperial Collection

Is this true deluxe or is it just another regular ass vodka with a nice name on the label?

Tigroff Ginseng vodka
5.8

Tigroff Ginseng

What does ginseng aroma have to do in an all-black bottle with tiger scratch marks?