France

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Cîroc vodka
7.5

Cîroc

Are grapes the future of vodka making, or is this just a niche product for the affluent drunk hipster?

Alpha Noble vodka
6.8

Alpha Noble

What will a real pro say about this vodka, and is the word “noble” in any way justified?

Jelzin Vanilla vodka
6.3

Jelzin Vanilla

What’s with the historical Russian names on foreign vodka bottles, and will the vanilla flavoring be any good?

Grey Goose vodka
7.8

Grey Goose

Was it really worth digging deep down into my pocket just to have a few sips of the Goose?