France

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Cîroc vodka
7.5

Cîroc

Are grapes the future of vodka making, or is this just a niche product for the affluent drunk hipster?

Alpha Noble vodka
6.8

Alpha Noble

What will a real pro say about this vodka, and is the word “noble” in any way justified?

Jelzin Vanilla vodka
6.3

Jelzin Vanilla

What’s with the Russian names on foreign vodka bottles, and can the vanilla flavor save this one?

Grey Goose vodka
7.8

Grey Goose

Is this stuff worth the money or is it just a status symbol, and what’s with the passive aggression?