Europe

order:
6.3

Isfjord

Is a drink made out of arctic water from Greenland as icy as it sounds?

6.5

Mansfeld

Is this top shelf vodka worth almost forty euros, or is it just a pretty vase?

6.8

Our/Berlin

Is it mean to say that this vodka is being weighed down by its price and bottle design?

8

Beluga Noble Winter

What does it mean when you don’t pay attention in a statement about paying attention?

7.3

Pražská

Will this one be more interesting than the bottle suggests?

Ostoya vodka
8.8

Ostoya

Are all vodka brands that come in this kind of bottle good, or are there exceptions?

Starogardzka vodka
5.5

Starogardzka

Who is Otto Winkelhausen and what could he have done to make this a better vodka?

Amundsen vodka
6.8

Amundsen

Is this vodka really polar, and what the hell is wrong with that cap?

Stumbras Pure vodka
7.8

Stumbras Pure

Can the biggest distiller in the country hold up to its other East European rivals?

42 Blended vodka
7

Blend 42

Is this vodka different from other brands because it is blended?

Smirnoff White vodka
7.5

Smirnoff White

Is this vodka much better (or just whiter) than the regular Smirnoff stuff?

Back In USSR vodka
8.3

Back In USSR

Is this vodka recommendable for people who are not fans of Socialist nostalgia items?

Żołądkowa Gorzka vodka
7

Żołądkowa Gorzka

Can this herbal vodka still be considered a vodka at all, and should you drink it straight?

Xellent vodka
7.8

Xellent

Surely the Swiss can make good vodka, but can they make a vodka that’s excellent?

Debowa Polska vodka
6

Dębowa Polska

What does oak wood taste like, and if we put it in a bottle of vodka, will it be any good?

Legend Of Kremlin vodka
6

Legend Of Kremlin

If there is a legend about the Kremlin, can we really expect to find it in a bottle of vodka?

Rushkinoff vodka
6

Rushkinoff

Will the second contender coming in a plastic bottle be any better than the first one?

Belvedere Pomarancza
6.5

Belvedere Pomarancza

Should this orange + lime flavored vodka be consumed neat, or is it meant for mixed drinks?

Cîroc vodka
7.5

Cîroc

Are grapes the future of vodka making, or is this just a niche product for the affluent drunk hipster?

Bazic vodka
7.3

Bazic

What do vodka manufacturers have to do in order to establish a brand image that is young and sexy?

Shtoffka vodka
5.8

Shtoffka

Is this brand name hilarious, or is it just further proof that humor doesn’t improve from drinking?

Belvedere Intense vodka
6.3

Belvedere Intense

If there is there a way to make 100 proof vodka taste good, can Belvedere find it?

Ogni Kremlya vodka
6.3

Ogni Kremlya

Is there anything reasonable I can say about this vodka after a long drunken night?

Bree vodka
6.5

Bree

Does it make a difference that this vodka was made from grapes, and does it even have the right to call itself a vodka?

Mama vodka
6.3

Mama

What do mothers have to do with getting drunk, and is it all just part of a clever branding campaign?

Rublëvka vodka
6.5

Rublëvka Gold

Does the accentuation with honey and oatmeal extract make this an infused vodka or not?

Bavarka vodka
7

Bavarka

Is this the most expensive vodka I’ve ever tried, and is the price in any way justifiable?

Minskaya vodka
8.3

Minskaya

Is this finally the one that is really and unmistakably from Belarus, and why is it so damn good?

Nemiroff Premium vodka
6.8

Nemiroff Premium

Is this one better than Nemiroff Original, and has it really been replaced by De Luxe?

Kalinovaya vodka
8.3

Kalinovaya

Is this the prettiest bottle design ever, and what does viburnum really taste like?

Stolichnaya Elit vodka
7

Stolichnaya Elit

Is this one of those luxury editions that are not much better than the originals?

Partisan vodka
7

Partisan

Is this the most hipster vodka brand ever, and why are they trying to sell you a bicycle?

Samaani vodka
7

Samaani

Why did they rebrand this vodka, and is it still as much fun as it used to be?

Smooth vodka
7

Znaps Smooth

If this vodka lives up to its name, then why does it feel like it has been abandoned?

Etalon vodka
5.5

Etalon

What’s the connection between Moscow Distillery Cristall and Belarus, and what happened to this brand?

Rutte vodka
7.5

Rutte

If this organic, greenish vodka tastes so good, then where did it go?

Finlandia vodka
7.5

Finlandia

If the barley is also from Koskenkorva, will the vodka be comparably good?

Three Sixty vodka
6

Three Sixty

What makes this such a perfect club vodka, and has anyone tried their energy drinks?

Alpha Noble vodka
6.8

Alpha Noble

What will a real pro say about this vodka, and is the word “noble” in any way justified?

Jelzin Vanilla vodka
6.3

Jelzin Vanilla

What’s with the Russian names on foreign vodka bottles, and can the vanilla flavor save this one?

Klosowka vodka
6

Kłosówka

Does putting a wheat ear into a bottle make it an infusion, and is this even a real Polish brand?

Vox vodka
5.8

Vox

Can anything that bears the same name as the singer of one of the world’s worst bands be any good?

Danzka vodka
8

Danzka

This one was recommended by my doctor, but is it more than just a pretty bottle?

Tarpan vodka
5

Tarpan

Will this eco-friendly vodka stand a chance against 360, and if it doesn’t, is it still worth a try?

Rusitsa vodka
7.8

Rusitsa Elite

What’s wrong with a cork cap on a vodka bottle and what’s with all the women?

7

Ketel One

What is it that makes this vodka work so perfectly in mixed drinks?

Koskenkorva vodka
8.8

Koskenkorva

Why do people in Finland refer to this awesome vodka as a brandy?

Starka vodka
3.8

Starka

Is there anything you can mix this with in order to make it appealing to the tastebuds?

Tried something new the other day: Starka – Polish vodka that has apparently aged 10 years in an oak barrel. Kind of looked like…

Wyborowa Exquisite vodka
7.5

Wyborowa Exquisite

Why are Polish vodka brands generally so good, and why had I never heard of this one before?

Baykal vodka
7.8

Baikal

Is this the vodka brand with the best or the worst commercial ever, and what’s with the rebrand?

Grey Goose vodka
7.8

Grey Goose

Is this stuff worth the money or is it just a status symbol, and what’s with the passive aggression?

Vysota Luxe vodka
6.8

Vysota Luxe

Why did they have to call this vodka “deluxe” when it’s really just decent?

Stolichnaya vodka
8

Stolichnaya

Why is this classic Russian vodka actually from Latvia, and is it as good as suggested by Mad Men?

Svedka vodka
6.5

Svedka

Is this stuff any good, and does using American wheat make a vodka less Swedish?

Five Lakes vodka
7.8

Five Lakes

If this is one of the biggest vodka brands in Russia, then why not everywhere else as well?

Kedrovitsa vodka
6.3

Kedrovitsa

What do cedar nuts really taste like and why did I fail to notice them in this vodka?

Dvojnaya Belaya vodka
7.8

Dvojnaya Belaya

If this is so good, then why does it seem like the brand might have been discontinued?

Vikingfjord vodka review
7

Vikingfjord

Is it bad that this vodka tastes so smooth, and why does it feel like the brand has been abandoned?

Absolut vodka review
6.8

Absolut

Has anybody tried all the different infusions from this brand, and are some of them even worth trying?

Ladoga Hlebnaya vodka review
6.8

Ladoga Hlebnaya

Does vodka made from bread taste different, and why did my teacher say this vodka was “light”?

Istanblue vodka review
7.8

Istanblue

Who in the world would have expected this relatively unknown brand to be so awesome?

Russian Standard vodka review
9

Russian Standard

Does a vodka brand have to be old and established in order to be truly great?

Grasovka vodka review
6.5

Grasovka

Why is a Polish vodka that Polish people don’t drink so popular in Germany, and what’s with the straw in the bottle?

Fürst Uranov vodka review
3.5

Fürst Uranov

Is it true that this is the worst vodka, and if it’s indeed true, then why is it still around?

Belvedere vodka review
8.3

Belvedere

Is this just some liquor in a pretty bottle or is it really one of the best vodka brands around?

Green Mark vodka review
8.8

Green Mark

Is this just another washed up legend, or can it still live up to old expectations?

Kauffman vodka review
7

Kauffman

Is the hefty price tag of this vodka brand really justified, or is it just part of their marketing?

Beluga Noble vodka review
8

Beluga Noble

What do whales have to do with alcoholic beverages, and why is this stuff so awesome?

Imperia vodka review
7.3

Imperia

Is this what happens when you try to come up with something even better than the original?

Parliament vodka review
7.3

Parliament

Does filtering with milk make any difference, and what is so awesome about this brand name?

Imperial Collection vodka review
5.5

Imperial Collection

Is this truly deluxe or is it just another regular vodka with a big name on the label?

Tigroff Ginseng vodka review
5.8

Tigroff Ginseng

Where is the ginseng aroma in this all-black bottle with tiger scratch marks?

Blagoff Green Apple vodka review
4.8

Blagoff Green Apple

is there a soft drink that can become this vodka’s best friend? Also: has it died?

Kalashnikov vodka review
6.8

Kalashnikov

Is it cool to drink an assault rifle, and who has this vodka brand been made for?