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7.3
Azerbaijan

Korona

How can this vodka be so hot and so sweet at the same time?

7.5
Azerbaijan

Eskadra

Can this vodka live up to its bottle design, and what’s with the fig aroma?

6
Azerbaijan

Belly Parus

How does this vodka fail on so many levels?

6.5
Azerbaijan

Stolichniy

Should this brand get a new name and a new designer?

7
Azerbaijan

Sostav

Do people drink this vodka at four twenty?

8
Azerbaijan

Samovar

Can this vodka live up to its name, and what’s with the cookie taste?

6.5
Azerbaijan

Napoléon

Where is this vodka really from, and why does it need so much work?

7.5
Kazakhstan

Zerno

How can fire turn to chocolate turn to metal, and is that something we want in a vodka?

6.3
Denmark

Isfjord

Is a drink made out of arctic water from Greenland as icy as it sounds?

6.5
Luxembourg

Mansfeld

Is this top shelf vodka worth almost forty euros, or is it just a pretty vase?

7.8
Uzbekistan

40 0,5

Does anyone know the actual name of this vodka, or am I just dumb?

7
France

Sobolinaya

Is this colorful sable going to catch the goose?

6.8
Germany

Our/Berlin

Is it mean to say that this vodka is being weighed down by its price and bottle design?

7.3
Uzbekistan

Tanho

What’s with the dryness in this vodka?

8.3
Kyrgyzstan

Issyk Kul

Is it a good sign when my notes are undecipherable?

8
Turkmenistan

Amyderya

What’s up with the subtle chocolaty aftertaste in this vodka?

5.8
Turkmenistan

Arassa

Why is this vodka allowed to taste like metal, and not in a good way?

8.8
Kyrgyzstan

Elixir

Can someone tell me who designed this bottle?

9
Kyrgyzstan

Kyrgyz Standard

How much would a vodka of this quality cost in Europe or America?

8
Uzbekistan

Grelochka

Is this one more legitimate than the Russian vodka of the same name?

7.8
Uzbekistan

Stopochkin

Why is there so much sweetness in this fire?

7
Tajikistan

Tajikistan

Why does a vodka with this kind of name come in a bottle like this?

6.5
Kazakhstan

Kabarga

How do manufacturers choose which animal they name their vodka after?

6.5
Kazakhstan

Argali Premium

Is a vodka still acceptable if the aftertaste is bad?

6.3
Uzbekistan

Qalampir

Should a pepper vodka be so fiery?

Chinggis Khan vodka
6.8
Mongolia

Chinggis Khan

What is it with vodka made in Mongolia, and why is it so expensive?

8
Russia

Beluga Noble Winter

What does it mean when you don’t pay attention in a statement about paying attention?

7.3
Czech Republic

Pražská

Will this one be more interesting than the bottle suggests?

Ostoya vodka
8.8
Poland

Ostoya

Are all vodka brands that come in this kind of bottle good, or are there exceptions?

Starogardzka vodka
5.5
Poland

Starogardzka

Who is Otto Winkelhausen and what could he have done to make this a better vodka?

Amundsen vodka
6.8
Poland

Amundsen

Is this vodka really polar, and what the hell is wrong with that cap?

Stumbras Pure vodka
7.8
Lithuania

Stumbras Pure

Can the biggest distiller in the country hold up to its other East European rivals?

Exclusive Kosher vodka
8.3
Israel

Exclusive Kosher

When we are only talking about taste and aftertaste, does it make a difference if it’s kosher or not?

Nano Platinum vodka
7.5
Kyrgyzstan

Nano Platinum

If the vodka itself is good, then why don’t you give it a better-looking bottle?

Hanacka vodka
7
Czech Republic

Hanacka

How do I know if this vodka is real?

42 Blended vodka
7
Czech Republic

Blend 42

Is this vodka different from other brands because it is blended?

Smirnoff White vodka
7.5
UK

Smirnoff White

Is this vodka much better (or just whiter) than the regular Smirnoff stuff?

Chinggis Gold vodka
6.3
Mongolia

Chinggis Gold

Will this vodka be as good as I want it to be, and why does the Khan look so angry?

Belenkaya Luxe vodka
8
Russia

Belenkaya Luxe

Is this one just de luxe in name or is it really that good?

Atanbaj vodka
6.3
Kyrgyzstan

Atanbaj

Is taste or aftertaste more important when we are talking about vodka?

Ular vodka
6.5
Kyrgyzstan

Ular

Is there anything special about this vodka or is it just regular booze in a nice bottle?

Kyrgyz Aragy vodka
8.5
Kyrgyzstan

Kyrgyz Aragy

Just how awesome is high-class vodka from Kyrgyzstan really?

Kok Boru vodka
6.3
Kyrgyzstan

Kök Böru

Will the Kyrgyz alphabet save an otherwise mediocre vodka from oblivion?

Kara Shorgo vodka
7.3
Kyrgyzstan

Kara Jorgo

Is this vodka theme revolving around horses or around dances?

Ayu Vodka
6.8
Kyrgyzstan

Ayu Taigan

How important is good aftertaste in a vodka?

Zero vodka
5.3
Kyrgyzstan

Zero

Why would anyone advertise anything with the words “harmful impurities”?

Vivat
6.8
Kyrgyzstan

Vivat

What does the name Vivat have to do with the vodka, and will it be as good as Ozon?

Ozon vodka
7.5
Kyrgyzstan

Ozon

Does oxygen-enriched vodka taste different, and would it be good for you if you drank a lot of it?

Back In USSR vodka
8.3
Moldova

Back In USSR

Is this vodka recommendable for people who are not fans of Socialist nostalgia items?

Żołądkowa Gorzka vodka
7
Poland

Żołądkowa Gorzka

Can this herbal vodka still be considered a vodka at all, and should you drink it straight?

Xellent vodka
7.8
Switzerland

Xellent

Surely the Swiss can make good vodka, but can they make a vodka that’s excellent?

Debowa Polska vodka
6
Poland

Dębowa Polska

What does oak wood taste like, and if we put it in a bottle of vodka, will it be any good?

Legend Of Kremlin vodka
6
Russia

Legend Of Kremlin

If there is a legend about the Kremlin, can we really expect to find it in a bottle of vodka?

Eristoff vodka
7
Georgia

Eristoff

Is it justified to expect a certain smoothness in vodka, or can it be an animal and still be good?

Rushkinoff vodka
6
Spain

Rushkinoff

Will the second contender coming in a plastic bottle be any better than the first one?

Belvedere Pomarancza
6.5
Poland

Belvedere Pomarancza

Should this orange + lime flavored vodka be consumed neat, or is it meant for mixed drinks?

Cîroc vodka
7.5
France

Cîroc

Are grapes the future of vodka making, or is this just a niche product for the affluent drunk hipster?

Skyy vodka
7
USA

Skyy

Some vodka brands are more popular than others without actually tasting better, why is that?

Bazic vodka
7.3
Germany

Bazic

What do vodka manufacturers have to do in order to establish a brand image that is young and sexy?

Shtoffka vodka
5.8
Russia

Shtoffka

Is this brand name hilarious, or is it just further proof that humor doesn’t improve from drinking?

Belvedere Intense vodka
6.3
Poland

Belvedere Intense

If there is there a way to make 100 proof vodka taste good, can Belvedere find it?

Ogni Kremlya vodka
6.3
Russia

Ogni Kremlya

Is there anything reasonable I can say about this vodka after a long drunken night?

Bree vodka
6.5
Germany

Bree

Does it make a difference that this vodka was made from grapes, and does it even have the right to call itself a vodka?

Mama vodka
6.3
Denmark

Mama

What do mothers have to do with getting drunk, and is it all just part of a clever branding campaign?

Rublëvka vodka
6.5
Russia

Rublëvka Gold

Does the accentuation with honey and oatmeal extract make this an infused vodka or not?

Bavarka vodka
7
Germany

Bavarka

Is this the most expensive vodka I’ve ever tried, and is the price in any way justifiable?

Minskaya vodka
8.3
Belarus

Minskaya

Is this finally the one that is really and unmistakably from Belarus, and why is it so damn good?

Nemiroff Premium vodka
6.8
Ukraine

Nemiroff Premium

Is this one better than Nemiroff Original, and has it really been replaced by De Luxe?

Kalinovaya vodka
8.3
Russia

Kalinovaya

Is this the prettiest bottle design ever, and what does viburnum really taste like?

Callicounis Imperial vodka
4.3
Greece

Callicounis Imperial

Is this 100 proof vodka the worst ever, and why didn’t it even work as an antiseptic?

Stolichnaya Elit vodka
7
Latvia

Stolichnaya Elit

Is this one of those luxury editions that are not much better than the originals?

Partisan vodka
7
Belarus

Partisan

Is this the most hipster vodka brand ever, and why are they trying to sell you a bicycle?

Samaani vodka
7
Finland

Samaani

Why did they rebrand this vodka, and is it still as much fun as it used to be?

Smooth vodka
7
Sweden

Znaps Smooth

If this vodka lives up to its name, then why does it feel like it has been abandoned?

Etalon vodka
5.5
Russia

Etalon

What’s the connection between Moscow Distillery Cristall and Belarus, and what happened to this brand?

Camitz Sparkling vodka
6.3
Sweden

Camitz Sparkling

Is this the only carbonated vodka ever, and is it worth the money?

Rutte vodka
7.5
Netherlands

Rutte

If this organic, greenish vodka tastes so good, then where did it go?

Three Sixty vodka
6
Germany

Three Sixty

What makes this such a perfect club vodka, and has anyone tried their energy drinks?

Finlandia vodka
7.5
Finland

Finlandia

If the barley is also from Koskenkorva, will the vodka be comparably good?

Alpha Noble vodka
6.8
France

Alpha Noble

What will a real pro say about this vodka, and is the word “noble” in any way justified?

Jelzin Vanilla vodka
6.3
France

Jelzin Vanilla

What’s with the Russian names on foreign vodka bottles, and can the vanilla flavor save this one?

Klosowka vodka
6
Poland

Kłosówka

Does putting a wheat ear into a bottle make it an infusion, and is this even a real Polish brand?

Snow Queen vodka
7
Kazakhstan

Snow Queen

How Kazakh is this supreme vodka really, and why does its aftertaste rock so hard?

Vox vodka
5.8
Netherlands

Vox

Can anything that bears the same name as the singer of one of the world’s worst bands be any good?

Danzka vodka
8
Denmark

Danzka

This one was recommended by my doctor, but is it more than just a pretty bottle?

Tarpan vodka
5
Germany

Tarpan

Will this eco-friendly vodka stand a chance against 360, and if it doesn’t, is it still worth a try?

Rusitsa vodka
7.8
Russia

Rusitsa Elite

What’s wrong with a cork cap on a vodka bottle and what’s with all the women?

7
Netherlands

Ketel One

What is it that makes this vodka work so perfectly in mixed drinks?

Koskenkorva vodka
8.8
Finland

Koskenkorva

Why do people in Finland refer to this awesome vodka as a brandy?

Starka vodka
3.8
Poland

Starka

Is there anything you can mix this with in order to make it appealing to the tastebuds?

Tried something new the other day: Starka – Polish vodka that has apparently aged 10 years in an oak barrel. Kind of looked like…

Wyborowa Exquisite vodka
7.5
Poland

Wyborowa Exquisite

Why are Polish vodka brands generally so good, and why had I never heard of this one before?

Russkaya Ruletka vodka
5.5
Russia

Russkaya Ruletka

Is there a reason to try this vodka, and is it even really from Russia?

Baykal vodka
7.8
Russia

Baikal

Is this the vodka brand with the best or the worst commercial ever, and what’s with the rebrand?

Grey Goose vodka
7.8
France

Grey Goose

Is this stuff worth the money or is it just a status symbol, and what’s with the passive aggression?

Vysota Luxe vodka
6.8
Russia

Vysota Luxe

Why did they have to call this vodka “deluxe” when it’s really just decent?

360 vodka
8
USA

360

Does an eco-friendly vodka that’s a bit greenish taste better or worse than a regular premium brand?

Honor vodka
5.3
USA

Honor

Why should you never take a shower with this stuff, and whatever happened to the brand anyway?

Stolichnaya vodka
8
Latvia

Stolichnaya

Why is this classic Russian vodka actually from Latvia, and is it as good as suggested by Mad Men?

Most Wanted vodka
6.8
USA

Most Wanted

Why should you put this one into your brown paper bag when you are leaving the liquor store?

Svedka vodka
6.5
Sweden

Svedka

Is this stuff any good, and does using American wheat make a vodka less Swedish?

Five Lakes vodka
7.8
Russia

Five Lakes

If this is one of the biggest vodka brands in Russia, then why not everywhere else as well?

Crystal Head vodka
5.8
Canada

Crystal Head

Is this premium vodka more than just a pretty bottle, and what does it have to do with Hollywood?

Kedrovitsa vodka
6.3
Russia

Kedrovitsa

What do cedar nuts really taste like and why did I fail to notice them in this vodka?

Dvojnaya Belaya vodka
7.8
Russia

Dvojnaya Belaya

If this is so good, then why does it seem like the brand might have been discontinued?

Vikingfjord vodka review
7
Norway

Vikingfjord

Is it bad that this vodka tastes so smooth, and why does it feel like the brand has been abandoned?

Absolut vodka review
6.8
Sweden

Absolut

Has anybody tried all the different infusions from this brand, and are some of them even worth trying?

Ladoga Hlebnaya vodka review
6.8
Russia

Ladoga Hlebnaya

Does vodka made from bread taste different, and why did my teacher say this vodka was “light”?

Nemiroff Original vodka review
6.8
Ukraine

Nemiroff Original

Did I really drink this because of product placement in a Lady Gaga video?

Istanblue vodka review
7.8
Turkey

Istanblue

Who in the world would have expected this relatively unknown brand to be so awesome?

Russian Standard vodka review
9
Russia

Russian Standard

Does a vodka brand have to be old and established in order to be truly great?

Grasovka vodka review
6.5
Poland

Grasovka

Why is a Polish vodka that Polish people don’t drink so popular in Germany, and what’s with the straw in the bottle?

Fürst Uranov vodka review
3.5
Germany

Fürst Uranov

Is it true that this is the worst vodka, and if it’s indeed true, then why is it still around?

Belvedere vodka review
8.3
Poland

Belvedere

Is this just some liquor in a pretty bottle or is it really one of the best vodka brands around?

Green Mark vodka review
8.8
Russia

Green Mark

Is this just another washed up legend, or can it still live up to old expectations?

Kauffman vodka review
7
Russia

Kauffman

Is the hefty price tag of this vodka brand really justified, or is it just part of their marketing?

Beluga Noble vodka review
8
Russia

Beluga Noble

What do whales have to do with alcoholic beverages, and why is this stuff so awesome?

Imperia vodka review
7.3
Russia

Imperia

Is this what happens when you try to come up with something even better than the original?

Parliament vodka review
7.3
Russia

Parliament

Does filtering with milk make any difference, and what is so awesome about this brand name?

Imperial Collection vodka review
5.5
Russia

Imperial Collection

Is this truly deluxe or is it just another regular vodka with a big name on the label?

Tigroff Ginseng vodka review
5.8
Russia

Tigroff Ginseng

Where is the ginseng aroma in this all-black bottle with tiger scratch marks?

Blagoff Green Apple vodka review
4.8
Ukraine

Blagoff Green Apple

is there a soft drink that can become this vodka’s best friend? Also: has it died?

Kalashnikov vodka review
6.8
Russia

Kalashnikov

Is it cool to drink an assault rifle, and who has this vodka brand been made for?

Georgievskaya Birch vodka review
6.3
Russia

Georgievskaya Birch

What does a birch tree really taste like, and why do people put it in their drinks?