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7.3
Azerbaijan

Korona

How can this vodka be so hot and so sweet at the same time?

7.5
Azerbaijan

Eskadra

Can this vodka live up to its bottle design, and what’s with the fig aroma?

6
Azerbaijan

Belly Parus

How does this vodka fail on so many levels?

6.5
Azerbaijan

Stolichniy

Should this brand get a new name and a new designer?

7
Azerbaijan

Sostav

Do people drink this vodka at four twenty?

8
Azerbaijan

Samovar

Can this vodka live up to its name, and what’s with the cookie taste?

6.5
Azerbaijan

Napoléon

Where is this vodka really from, and why does it need so much work?

7.5
Kazakhstan

Zerno

How can fire turn to chocolate turn to metal, and is that something we want in a vodka?

6.3
Denmark

Isfjord

Is a drink made out of arctic water from Greenland as icy as it sounds?

6.5
Luxembourg

Mansfeld

Is this top shelf vodka worth almost forty euros, or is it just a pretty vase?

7.8
Uzbekistan

40 0,5

Does anyone know the actual name of this vodka, or am I just dumb?

7
France

Sobolinaya

Is this colorful sable going to catch the goose?

6.8
Germany

Our/Berlin

Is it mean to say that this vodka is being weighed down by its price and bottle design?

7.3
Uzbekistan

Tanho

What’s with the dryness in this vodka?

8.3
Kyrgyzstan

Issyk Kul

Is it a good sign when my notes are undecipherable?

8
Turkmenistan

Amyderya

What’s up with the subtle chocolaty aftertaste in this vodka?

5.8
Turkmenistan

Arassa

Why is this vodka allowed to taste like metal, and not in a good way?

8.8
Kyrgyzstan

Elixir

Can someone tell me who designed this bottle?

9
Kyrgyzstan

Kyrgyz Standard

How much would a vodka of this quality cost in Europe or America?

8
Uzbekistan

Grelochka

Is this one more legitimate than the Russian vodka of the same name?

7.8
Uzbekistan

Stopochkin

Why is there so much sweetness in this fire?

7
Tajikistan

Tajikistan

Why does a vodka with this kind of name come in a bottle like this?

6.5
Kazakhstan

Kabarga

How do manufacturers choose which animal they name their vodka after?

6.5
Kazakhstan

Argali Premium

Is a vodka still acceptable if the aftertaste is bad?

6.3
Uzbekistan

Qalampir

Should a pepper vodka be so fiery?

Chinggis Khan vodka
6.8
Mongolia

Chinggis Khan

What is it with vodka made in Mongolia, and why is it so expensive?

8
Russia

Beluga Noble Winter

What does it mean when you don’t pay attention in a statement about paying attention?

7.3
Czech Republic

Pražská

Will this one be more interesting than the bottle suggests?

Ostoya vodka
8.8
Poland

Ostoya

Are all vodka brands that come in this kind of bottle good, or are there exceptions?

Starogardzka vodka
5.5
Poland

Starogardzka

Who is Otto Winkelhausen and what could he have done to make this a better vodka?

Amundsen vodka
6.8
Poland

Amundsen

Is this vodka really polar, and what the hell is wrong with that cap?

Stumbras Pure vodka
7.8
Lithuania

Stumbras Pure

Can the biggest distiller in the country hold up to its other East European rivals?

Exclusive Kosher vodka
8.3
Israel

Exclusive Kosher

When we are only talking about taste and aftertaste, does it make a difference if it’s kosher or not?

Nano Platinum vodka
7.5
Kyrgyzstan

Nano Platinum

If the vodka itself is good, then why don’t you give it a better-looking bottle?

Hanacka vodka
7
Czech Republic

Hanacka

How do I know if this vodka is real?

42 Blended vodka
7
Czech Republic

Blend 42

Is this vodka different from other brands because it is blended?

Smirnoff White vodka
7.5
UK

Smirnoff White

Is this vodka much better (or just whiter) than the regular Smirnoff stuff?

Chinggis Gold vodka
6.3
Mongolia

Chinggis Gold

Will this vodka be as good as I want it to be, and why does the Khan look so angry?

Belenkaya Luxe vodka
8
Russia

Belenkaya Luxe

Is this one just de luxe in name or is it really that good?

Atanbaj vodka
6.3
Kyrgyzstan

Atanbaj

Is taste or aftertaste more important when we are talking about vodka?

Ular vodka
6.5
Kyrgyzstan

Ular

Is there anything special about this vodka or is it just regular booze in a nice bottle?

Kyrgyz Aragy vodka
8.5
Kyrgyzstan

Kyrgyz Aragy

Just how awesome is high-class vodka from Kyrgyzstan really?

Kok Boru vodka
6.3
Kyrgyzstan

Kök Böru

Will the Kyrgyz alphabet save an otherwise mediocre vodka from oblivion?

Kara Shorgo vodka
7.3
Kyrgyzstan

Kara Jorgo

Is this vodka theme revolving around horses or around dances?

Ayu Vodka
6.8
Kyrgyzstan

Ayu Taigan

How important is good aftertaste in a vodka?

Zero vodka
5.3
Kyrgyzstan

Zero

Why would anyone advertise anything with the words “harmful impurities”?

Vivat
6.8
Kyrgyzstan

Vivat

What does the name Vivat have to do with the vodka, and will it be as good as Ozon?

Ozon vodka
7.5
Kyrgyzstan

Ozon

Does oxygen-enriched vodka taste different, and would it be good for you if you drank a lot of it?

Back In USSR vodka
8.3
Moldova

Back In USSR

Is this vodka recommendable for people who are not fans of Socialist nostalgia items?

Żołądkowa Gorzka vodka
7
Poland

Żołądkowa Gorzka

Can this herbal vodka still be considered a vodka at all, and should you drink it straight?

Xellent vodka
7.8
Switzerland

Xellent

Surely the Swiss can make good vodka, but can they make a vodka that’s excellent?

Debowa Polska vodka
6
Poland

Dębowa Polska

What does oak wood taste like, and if we put it in a bottle of vodka, will it be any good?

Legend Of Kremlin vodka
6
Russia

Legend Of Kremlin

If there is a legend about the Kremlin, can we really expect to find it in a bottle of vodka?

Eristoff vodka
7
Georgia

Eristoff

Is it justified to expect a certain smoothness in vodka, or can it be an animal and still be good?

Rushkinoff vodka
6
Spain

Rushkinoff

Will the second contender coming in a plastic bottle be any better than the first one?

Belvedere Pomarancza
6.5
Poland

Belvedere Pomarancza

Should this orange + lime flavored vodka be consumed neat, or is it meant for mixed drinks?

Cîroc vodka
7.5
France

Cîroc

Are grapes the future of vodka making, or is this just a niche product for the affluent drunk hipster?

Skyy vodka
7
USA

Skyy

Some vodka brands are more popular than others without actually tasting better, why is that?

Bazic vodka
7.3
Germany

Bazic

What do vodka manufacturers have to do in order to establish a brand image that is young and sexy?

Shtoffka vodka
5.8
Russia

Shtoffka

Is this brand name hilarious, or is it just further proof that humor doesn’t improve from drinking?

Belvedere Intense vodka
6.3
Poland

Belvedere Intense

If there is there a way to make 100 proof vodka taste good, can Belvedere find it?

Ogni Kremlya vodka
6.3
Russia

Ogni Kremlya

Is there anything reasonable I can say about this vodka after a long drunken night?

Bree vodka
6.5
Germany

Bree

Does it make a difference that this vodka was made from grapes, and does it even have the right to call itself a vodka?

Mama vodka
6.3
Denmark

Mama

What do mothers have to do with getting drunk on vodka, or is it all just part of a clever branding campaign?

Rublëvka vodka
6.5
Russia

Rublëvka

If there is nothing particular to be said about a certain vodka, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Bavarka vodka
7.3
Germany

Bavarka

Is spending fifty euros for a bottle of vodka in any way justifiable in terms of product quality?

Minskaya vodka
8.3
Belarus

Minskaya

Will this be the one that is really and unmistakenly from Belarus, and will it be any good?

Nemiroff Premium vodka
6.8
Ukraine

Nemiroff Premium

Is this much better than the original Nemiroff or has someone just fallen victim to some tricky advertising?

Kalinovaya vodka
8
Russia

Kalinovaya

Is this the prettiest bottle design ever, and what do rowan berries really taste like?

Callicounis Imperial vodka
4.3
Greece

Callicounis Imperial

Can vodka that comes in a plastic bottle and calls itself “imperial” be any good?

Nemiroff Honey Pepper vodka
7.5
Ukraine

Nemiroff Honey Pepper

Is adding some interesting flavors to an otherwise solid product enough to make it excellent?

Stolichnaya Elit vodka
7
Russia

Stolichnaya Elit

Is this one of those luxury editions that are not much better than the originals?

Partisan vodka
7
Belarus

Partisan

What would be a good way to enjoy this vodka, and is it really from Belarus anyway?

Żubrówka vodka
9
Poland

Żubrówka Bison Grass

Is this one really the Holy Grail of bison-grass flavored vodkas, or is it just part of the hype?

Samaani vodka
7
Finland

Samaani

Does a vodka have to be smooth in order to be enjoyable, or is it good enough if it’s just fun?

Smooth vodka
7
Sweden

Znaps Smooth

Does it mean putting too much pressure on yourself if you name your vodka brand Smooth?

Etalon vodka
5.5
Russia

Etalon

Where is this stuff really from, and if we don’t know where it is from, do we even care?

Camitz Sparkling vodka
6.3
Sweden

Camitz Sparkling

Is this sparkling vodka something like a practical joke, or does it really taste good?

Rutte vodka
7.5
Netherlands

Rutte

If an organic vodka has a greenish hue to it, is that a good sign or a bad sign?

Three Sixty vodka
6
Germany

Three Sixty

Was this vodka specifically designed in order to help guys get women drunk in the club?

Finlandia vodka
7.5
Finland

Finlandia

Can this one be as good as the Finnish classic drink Koskenkorva?

Alpha Noble vodka
6.8
France

Alpha Noble

What will a real pro say about this vodka, and is the word “noble” in any way justified?

Jelzin Vanilla vodka
6.3
France

Jelzin Vanilla

What’s with the historical Russian names on foreign vodka bottles, and will the vanilla flavoring be any good?

Klosowka vodka
6
Poland

Kłosówka

Does it change anything to put a wheat ear in a vodka bottle, and what’s with the import business?

Snow Queen vodka
7
Kazakhstan

Snow Queen

With a bottle looking so much like Belvedere or the Goose, will this one be of the same immaculate quality?

Vox vodka
5.8
Netherlands

Vox

Can anything that bears the same name as the singer of one of the world’s most terrible music groups be any good?

Danzka vodka
7.8
Denmark

Danzka

This one has a solid reputation and was even recommended by my physician, but is it really that good?

Tarpan vodka
5
Poland

Tarpan

Will this eco-friendly vodka stand a chance against 360, and if it doesn’t, is it still worth a try?

Rusitsa vodka
7.8
Russia

Rusitsa

What’s wrong with this cork cap and how important is it to attach a picture of a random woman to a vodka bottle?

6.8
Netherlands

Ketel One

Is it justified that this stuff is so popular in mixed drinks, and if so, does that mean it’s not good?

Koskenkorva vodka
8.8
Finland

Koskenkorva

Has the north become predictable, or are we in for a surprise with this vodka?

Czar’s Gold vodka
7
Russia

Czar’s Gold

Was giving this vodka an imperial name a mistake, or was it smart marketing for an excellent product?

Wyborowa Exquisite vodka
7.5
Poland

Wyborowa Exquisite

Why are Polish vodka brands generally so awesome, and is this one an exception to the rule?

Russkaya Ruletka vodka
5.5
Russia

Russkaya Ruletka

Is there a reason to try Russian Roulette, or should we just stick to our guns and drink other stuff?

Baykal vodka
7.8
Russia

Baikal

Is this the vodka brand with the best or the worst advertisement campaign ever?

Grey Goose vodka
7.8
France

Grey Goose

Was it really worth digging deep down into my pocket just to have a few sips of the Goose?

Vysota Luxe vodka
6.8
Russia

Vysota Luxe

Why is this vodka called deluxe, and why is it not enough to have a product that’s just decent?

360 vodka
8
USA

360

If this vodka is eco-friendly and even comes in a special bottle with a swing-top cap, will the taste still be okay?

Honor vodka
5.3
USA

Honor

If this vodka has such an awesome name, will it be able to live up to it, or will it fail?

Stolichnaya vodka
8
Russia

Stolichnaya

Can this classic vodka live up to its name, and by the way: what is its name anyway?

Tito's vodka
7
USA

Tito’s

What is the one ingredient that you must have in order to turn your vodka brand into a success?

Most Wanted vodka
6.8
USA

Most Wanted

Why should this be in your brown paper bag when you are leaving the liquor store?

Svedka vodka
6.5
Sweden

Svedka

Is this any good, and is it even possible to pass judgement on a vodka brand from tastings like these?

Five Lakes vodka
7.8
Russia

Five Lakes

When you drink this, will you feel the freshness of Siberian lakes or just the percentage of alcohol?

Crystal Head vodka
6
Canada

Crystal Head

Is this drinkable even if you don’t believe in aliens or the new Indiana Jones flick?

Kedrovitsa vodka
6.3
Russia

Kedrovitsa

What do pine trees really taste like and why did I fail to notice them in this vodka?

Dvojnaya Belaya vodka
7.8
Russia

Dvojnaya Belaya

If this is so good, then why don’t the people who sell it drink it themselves?

Vikingfjord vodka
7
Norway

Vikingfjord

Do all Nordic vodka brands have something in common, and why is this stuff so cool?

Absolut vodka
6.8
Sweden

Absolut

Has anybody tried all the different flavored editions of this brand, and are they even worth trying?

Hlebnaya vodka
6.8
Russia

Ladoga Hlebnaya

Is there anything to be learned from drinking, and what does bread have to do with vodka?

Nemiroff vodka
6.8
Ukraine

Nemiroff

Did I drink this because of Lady Gaga, or was there another reason, like maybe the taste?

Istanblue vodka
9
Turkey

Istanblue

Who in the world would have expected this relatively unknown brand to be so awesome?

Russian Standard vodka
9
Russia

Russian Standard

Does a vodka brand have to be old and established in order to be truly great?

Grasovka vodka
6.5
Poland

Grasovka

Why is a Polish vodka that Polish people don’t drink so popular in Germany, and what’s with the straw in the bottle?

Fürst Uranov vodka
3.5
Germany

Fürst Uranov

Is it true that you can’t find any worse vodka than this one, and if it is true, why is der Fürst still around?

Belvedere vodka
8.3
Poland

Belvedere

Is this just some liquor in a pretty bottle or is it really one of the best vodka brands around?

Green Mark vodka
8.8
Russia

Green Mark

Is this just another washed up legend, or can it still live up to old expectations?

Kauffman vodka
7
Russia

Kauffman

Is the hefty price tag on this vodka brand really justified, or is it just another luxury hype?

Beluga vodka
8
Russia

Beluga Noble

Is Beluga overpriced, and why did they put a fish on the label and not a whale?

Imperia vodka
7.3
Russia

Imperia

Is this what happens when you try to come up with something even more awesome than the original?

Parliament vodka
7.3
Russia

Parliament

Does filtering with milk make any difference, and what is so awesome about this brand name?

Imperial Collection vodka
5.5
Russia

Imperial Collection

Is this true deluxe or is it just another regular ass vodka with a nice name on the label?

Tigroff Ginseng vodka
5.8
Russia

Tigroff Ginseng

What does ginseng aroma have to do in an all-black bottle with tiger scratch marks?

Kalashnikov vodka
7
Russia

Kalashnikov Premium

Is it cool to drink an assault rifle, and who has this vodka brand been made for?

Georgievskaya Birch vodka
6.3
Russia

Georgievskaya Birch

What does a birch tree really taste like, and why do people put it in their drinks?