Russia

order:
8

Beluga Noble Winter

What does it mean when you don’t pay attention in a statement about paying attention?

Legend Of Kremlin vodka
6

Legend Of Kremlin

If there is a legend about the Kremlin, can we really expect to find it in a bottle of vodka?

Shtoffka vodka
5.8

Shtoffka

Is this brand name hilarious, or is it just further proof that humor doesn’t improve from drinking?

Ogni Kremlya vodka
6.3

Ogni Kremlya

Is there anything reasonable I can say about this vodka after a long drunken night?

Rublëvka vodka
6.5

Rublëvka

If there is nothing particular to be said about a certain vodka, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Kalinovaya vodka
8

Kalinovaya

Is this the prettiest bottle design ever, and what do rowan berries really taste like?

Stolichnaya Elit vodka
7

Stolichnaya Elit

Is this one of those luxury editions that are not much better than the originals?

Etalon vodka
5.5

Etalon

Where is this stuff really from, and if we don’t know where it is from, do we even care?

Rusitsa vodka
7.8

Rusitsa

What’s wrong with this cork cap and how important is it to attach a picture of a random woman to a vodka bottle?

Czar’s Gold vodka
7

Czar’s Gold

Was giving this vodka an imperial name a mistake, or was it smart marketing for an excellent product?

Russkaya Ruletka vodka
5.5

Russkaya Ruletka

Is there a reason to try Russian Roulette, or should we just stick to our guns and drink other stuff?

Baykal vodka
7.8

Baikal

Is this the vodka brand with the best or the worst advertisement campaign ever?

Vysota Luxe vodka
6.8

Vysota Luxe

Why is this vodka called deluxe, and why is it not enough to have a product that’s just decent?

Stolichnaya vodka
8

Stolichnaya

Can this classic vodka live up to its name, and by the way: what is its name anyway?

Five Lakes vodka
7.8

Five Lakes

When you drink this, will you feel the freshness of Siberian lakes or just the percentage of alcohol?

Kedrovitsa vodka
6.3

Kedrovitsa

What do pine trees really taste like and why did I fail to notice them in this vodka?

Dvojnaya Belaya vodka
7.8

Dvojnaya Belaya

If this is so good, then why don’t the people who sell it drink it themselves?

Hlebnaya vodka
6.8

Ladoga Hlebnaya

Is there anything to be learned from drinking, and what does bread have to do with vodka?

Russian Standard vodka
9

Russian Standard

Does a vodka brand have to be old and established in order to be truly great?

Green Mark vodka
8.8

Green Mark

Is this just another washed up legend, or can it still live up to old expectations?

Kauffman vodka
7

Kauffman

Is the hefty price tag on this vodka brand really justified, or is it just another luxury hype?

Beluga vodka
8

Beluga Noble

Is Beluga overpriced, and why did they put a fish on the label and not a whale?

Imperia vodka
7.3

Imperia

Is this what happens when you try to come up with something even more awesome than the original?

Parliament vodka
7.3

Parliament

Does filtering with milk make any difference, and what is so awesome about this brand name?

Imperial Collection vodka
5.5

Imperial Collection

Is this true deluxe or is it just another regular ass vodka with a nice name on the label?

Tigroff Ginseng vodka
5.8

Tigroff Ginseng

What does ginseng aroma have to do in an all-black bottle with tiger scratch marks?