Russia

What does it mean when you don’t pay attention in a statement about paying attention?

Will Beluga Celebration be better than the original?

Is this one just de luxe in name or is it really that good?

If there is a legend about the Kremlin, can we really expect to find it in a bottle of vodka?

Is this brand name hilarious, or is it just further proof that humor doesn’t improve from drinking?

Is there anything reasonable I can say about this vodka after a long drunken night?

Is it a good idea to be infusing vodka with horseradish, or is it an insult to the senses?

If there is nothing particular to be said about a certain vodka, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Is this the prettiest bottle design ever, and what do rowan berries really taste like?

Is this one of those luxury editions that are not much better than the originals?

Where is this stuff really from, and if we don’t know where it is from, do we even care?

What’s wrong with this cork cap and how important is it to attach a picture of a random woman to a vodka bottle?

Was giving this vodka an imperial name a mistake, or was it smart marketing for an excellent product?

Is there a reason to try Russian Roulette, or should we just stick to our guns and drink other stuff?

Is this the vodka brand with the best or the worst advertisement campaign ever?

Why is this vodka called deluxe, and why is it not enough to have a product that’s just decent?

Can this classic vodka live up to its name, and by the way: what is its name anyway?

When you drink this, will you feel the freshness of Siberian lakes or just the percentage of alcohol?

What do pine trees really taste like and why did I fail to notice them in this vodka?

If this is so good, then why don’t the people who sell it drink it themselves?

Is there anything to be learned from drinking, and what does bread have to do with vodka?

Does a vodka brand have to be old and established in order to be truly great?

Is this just another washed up legend, or can it still live up to old expectations?

Why call something platinum when it’s filtered with silver, and why doesn’t this taste better?

Is the hefty price tag on this vodka brand really justified, or is it just another luxury hype?

Is Beluga overpriced, and why did they put a fish on the label and not a whale?

Is this what happens when you try to come up with something even more awesome than the original?

Does filtering with milk make any difference, and what is so awesome about this brand name?

Is this true deluxe or is it just another regular ass vodka with a nice name on the label?

Is this vodka too good to be cooled before consumption?

Is it cool to drink an assault rifle, and who has this vodka brand been made for?